Lungeback Season

When a man wimps out to make a move, lunge, on the particular girl he fancy's and is given another opportunity.

A: Hey did you end up seeing that girl again?

B: Ya!

A: Did you lunge her this time?

B: No

A: Why? It was lungeback season!!!

by Vita day May 19, 2013

beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019

Cuffing Season

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011

Sowing Season

Sowing Season can be described in one word....."YEAAAH!"

-Ever Hear the song "Sowing Season" by Brand new?

YEAH, After I lost all my friends

by Deja Entendu brand new August 20, 2010

Hot Cousin Season

An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes

Forget cuffing season, I’m getting ready for Hot Cousin Season

by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022

cleavage season

That time of the year after winter. Girls stop wearing heavy coats and start showing cleavage. But if its too cold and their nipples pop out, they go back under for another 6 weeks.

Tom: "Enjoying the view, friend?"
Tyler: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Im so excited its the beginning of cleavage season, I hope Sarah's nipples don't get hard."
Tom: "Yeah, it would suck to have to wait 6 weeks to see her flaunt her cleavage again."
Jordan: "I LOVE CLEAVAGE SEASON!!!"

by tits-o-plenty January 2, 2011