rock paper scissors

A world famous game for little children. Sometimes people play it with rock, paper, scissor, gun, spider, etc...

ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT. Fuck your rock beats my ant.

rock paper scissors by monty_sucks May 16, 2005

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! 

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! by TheDOTKU July 30, 2015

Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.

"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

Rock Paper Scissors by Tea Queen Tease January 1, 2006

sticky scissors 

When two lesbians are wanting to conceive but don't wish to assign the maternal role to one or the other, semen is placed on both of their vaginas as they engage in scissoring.

While considerably less effective than a deeper insemination, this splash conception is very possible.

Patty and Selma practiced sticky scissors to conceive Maggie.

sticky scissors by klo2 June 13, 2009

CID_SCISSORS 

CID_SCISSORS is the username of John Costello's roblox account. Agent scissors himself is the father of Raymond Costello (a man famous for doxxing 20 minors)

"Why is CID_SCISSORS not cutting? Is he stupid?"

CID_SCISSORS by CID_DOUBLEBLADE October 6, 2023

Rock, Paper, Scissors 

A game played as a bet where the loser owes head to the winner

"Rock, paper, scissors anyone" said sav
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked

"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said

*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone

Rock, Paper, Scissors by Pickle Jar Tales December 4, 2020

Running with scissors

A way to text some one that you are getting high or are high without actually saying so directly. You know you shouldnt do it but its so much fun when you do.

Stoner:"Duuuude, im totally running with scissors right now!"

Lame Friend:"Isnt that bad or illegal or something?"

Stoner:"Ya, something like that... but its fun so i do it anyway

Running with scissors by J ROCK x7 July 24, 2010