vag scab

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

by Austin Pealy March 05, 2011

Fuck scab

(n.) A real Class-A asshole. A supreme fucking dick-lick whom you wouldn't cross the street to piss on if they were on fire.

Hey, have you heard from Robert?

Nah, that fuck scab hit his grilfriend in the face at the bar the other night. I can't stand that shit, so fuck 'im.

by mhibma September 19, 2005

Jerk Scab

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.

While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.

by RSJP January 01, 2007

scab lifter

Australian Army
Mbr of RAAMC
Army Medic
Also referred to as "scabbers"
Term of affection

"Shit,I think I've got crabs."
"Well, you better go see the scab lifter, mate"

by Greendog December 21, 2006

pick the scab

to ditch an unwanted group member

to express the desire to be rid of a member of a group.

yo, jon's fuckin' annoying. Let's pick the scab.

by Deeeee November 01, 2006

scab sandwich

Going down on a chick when its that time of the month.

Man Sally was on the rag last night and I went down on her...I was eatin some serious scab sandwiches!!

by Breezly October 31, 2007

butt scab

A buttscab is the crispy little wafer of feces that clings to the anus of a cat. Sometimes these tasty little treats can be found on the ground in the shape of a brown cnowflake. Each one is unique but they're hard to find because cats are idiots and love eating their own shit.

LOL I just put a butt scab in your can of pringles.

or

That butt scab dangling off your siamese's butthole looks mighty delicious!

by Robert Sellers April 04, 2006