Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 1, 2013

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.

When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

by Prez Naborhood Ashoshashun October 16, 2009

Jon's House

A Popular Travel Location For Hungry People From Around The Globe.

"Oh I can't eat one more thing, I'm still full from Jon's House"

by IWishICouldEat April 15, 2009

Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person

JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty

by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019