Ryland

Someone who becomes so shit faced from alcohol they immediately morph into a fucking retard. They will break all of your shit.

Yo did you hear Ryland got so hammered at Henry’s that they put Cocoa Puffs up his ass! Looks like we gotta cancel him.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland

A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.

Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Ryland

Plays water polo and baseball his bfs skates and hunts. He sucks big shlongs and has a shmite chode and sucks at fortnite.

Ryland sucks at fortnite

by Nerdloc etan May 29, 2018

ryklan

A beautiful, amazing girl. She is a great girlfriend and She's very courageous. She can make you smile even if you can't. Her eyes twinkle like the stars on a dark night. If you get a Ryklan, even as a friend, keep her close and don't let her go away. She has rage hidden right under the surface so don't make her mad. She loves you very much.

Guy 1: Whoa tiger, you have rage.
Ryklan: Shut the hell up!

by Done.1 June 23, 2017

reilan

The cutest most awesome girl a guy could ask for

Reilan is walking down the street and eating a large ice cream cone

by Ryno1123 December 1, 2017

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Ryland

he smells

"damn boi ryland smells so bad"

by finland.doesnt.exist November 5, 2018