in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

by OakIsWeird February 24, 2022

Raising Cane's

The best chicken place ever. If your in the hankerin for some chicken tenders, fries, coleslaw and toast then you gotta eat here. Gotta try the sauce. One love.

Me:I'm hungry for chciken.
Friend: Let's go to (insert chicken place)
Me: They all taste like camel and donkey ass.
Friend: well???
Me: Lets get some Cane's
Friend: Oh yeah

by Lilrowdy18 April 19, 2005

hatred rising

The shittiest band ever to walk the earth. With the gayest drummer who shits himself and has a small penis.

Hatred Rising's drummer shits himself in Chicago.

by kris hewie July 7, 2006

Raisin Ranch

An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.

"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.

"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.

"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.

by pallybear December 23, 2005

Raisin Bread

An orgy involving a morbidly obese asian woman and eight midgets with reasonably dark or tanned skin, preferably being african-american or hispanic.

In the olden days, raisin bread only cost a nickel.

by Uber Gottlich PAMF December 9, 2010