Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -
sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -
by the pimp master April 08, 2005
Ruben a punk ass hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark ass trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.
by LoSt CuaZe June 18, 2004
Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?
(not a good example)
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?
(not a good example)
by Jessa West December 22, 2005
This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012
noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))
1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.
2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.
3. Acting like a tool.
1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.
2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.
3. Acting like a tool.
note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.
1. Trent often acts like a ruben.
2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.
3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
1. Trent often acts like a ruben.
2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.
3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red April 18, 2007