After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.
Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
by lipscocity December 15, 2009

Rex roof there’s no one alike him. He has a lot of energy and will never give up.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.
He has feelings for everyone but he keeps them in. And if you start beef be prepared because he ain’t going to let the crow fly. he is nice just don’t get on his bad side girls they say or your a enemy for life time.he’s a highly intelligent respected person.
by Trippieroof March 24, 2021

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

by Heheehpoop October 18, 2019

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

When you eat hot pizza with cheese, and burn the top of your mouth, causing pieces skin to hang down.
by Pete Khlong September 18, 2023
