golden retriever boy

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!

by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020

retr0fruit

a youtuber that has extremely bad editing, but yet still manages to pull 1k+ subs

"Hey, did you see that new retr0fruit video?"
"Yeah, its pretty shit."

by No.15BurgerKngFtLtce May 18, 2018

retro-phraser

N- Term used for a person who is attempting to use a phrase that is completely outdated and still thinks it's cool.

Man at bar- Dude, check her out, she's all that and a bag of chips!!

Other man at bar- Fuck you dude! your a retro-phraser.(grabs beer and moves down 2 stools)

by Franswa October 10, 2007

retro-vert

When someone reverts to a retro state, say as a high schooler in the 1980's.

My Dad is such a retro-vert, after coming home from his high school reunion he was sporting a mullet and dancing to "The Breakfast Club" soundtrack!

by sjacobs April 23, 2008

retrobush

Pubic hair (male or female) that is deliberately or indeliberately grown out, that has qualities defining the pube fashions of past history.

Holy Shit! That must be the fattest 70's retrobush I have ever seen. It must have taken ages to grow...

see also: retroboner

by zooeystar June 4, 2009

retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.

ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.

by justasurvivor December 23, 2012

retrink

Name only given to people of legendary status. Very intelligent person, often a nick name.

"That was something only a Retrink could do"

by Quinn Udy September 14, 2013