Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

Something Smells like Remote Control Cars

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.

"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

by Babyface June 13, 2005

remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.

I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.

by k's May 23, 2005

Remotenay

Pronounced rem-ott-enn-ay.

Remotenay is the syndrome caused by losing the television remote, that makes people watch something along the lines of an auction channel, all day long, because they can't be arsed to walk three yards to turn it over.

Person #1: Hey, put the football on for me.
Person #2: Get off the phone and do it yourself.
Person #1: Bloody hell! I have remotenay and you won't even help me?
Person #2: I live three hours away, do it yourself.

by Rhys H September 3, 2007

the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

removed a dislike from an image

I don't have a definition I'm confused on how to define the sentence. It was written reply back to me in a text conversation.

My words to this person first in the text conversation between us. I said we are enemies and his reply

back to me was this Removed a dislike from an image.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat

"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"

by reynybeyny November 22, 2022