a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
Get the charter remotemug. the worst thing that could ever happen to you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
Get the losing the tv remotemug. Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?
Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!
by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013
Get the remote holidaymug. The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.
Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.
by SlaySacker November 2, 2022
Get the Wii Remotingmug. something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
Get the remotemug. LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.
Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
Get the remote ledsmug. (noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016
Get the Remotemug.