Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

by scoopadoop December 22, 2009

Recreational enjoyment anthropologist

One who studies "recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others do so.

Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends doing shrooms. During her studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.

by BynxBio December 5, 2010

Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Pyro-recreation

Any unnecessary use of fire for recreational purposes. Finding enjoyment through the use fire. Starting a fire simply for the sake of starting a fire is pyro-recreation.

"Im gonna take my matches and go outside and pyro-recreate". "I pyro-recreate by burning ants with a magnifying glass". "Pyro-recreation in my favorite outdoor activity".

by jbles34 August 24, 2010

Full on Recession

This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.

Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.

Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession

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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?

Student: Full on Recession

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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

Recreational Dating

When a person dates lots of people just for fun and doesn't see them as boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife material and often doesn't even feel any attraction to the people they are dating.

Person 1) Wow, didn't we just see Tiffany at the mall yesterday with Josh? Why is she at the movies with Andrew when she specifically said she didn't like him?

Person 2) Well... She's into Recreational Dating.

by Sabin III February 2, 2010