Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

razor

A depressed person's best friend

Ergh. Saw that bitch with a huge white cloth over her wrist? Must've used the razor.

by Welp June 2, 2004

razor

Supposedly high quality cocaine. Adjective usually used by drug dealers to make crappy coke that has been stepped on sound better than it is.

My boy said this shit was razor, but it smells like paint stripper.

by XdElIrIuM April 26, 2006

razorflake

Razorflake is a portmanteau of "razor" and "snowflake," referring to someone who 1) plays tough and 2) overreacts to any perceived insult with 3) a completely unreasonable degree of vindictiveness, especially when coming from a position of privilege and power.

It has been three days and he's still dragging her name through the mud because she called him a liar, after he clearly lied. What a razorflake....

by K'tarnan October 23, 2017

razor2k3

jewish fatty

LoL _Razor_ is gay

by pi February 14, 2004

HER - Razorblade Romance

A rare HIM CD. Just like HIMs Razorblade Romance but the cover says HER instead of HIM. if you want to see it for yourself, go to google.com, clik "images", type in "Sigillum Diabloi" and look for the HER Razorblade Romance cover. (its pink with Ville Valo on it with an open shirt and a cigarret in his mouth, and if you didn't know who Valo was you'd think hes a girl)

"Look, I just got my new HER Razorblade Romance CD!!!"

"I dont know Davy.... Do you think your mom will let you listen to that kind of music?"

"Awww fuck her, now lets go listen to this while we lite some pipe bombs!"

by Mr. sid June 9, 2004

razor burnt

shaving for nothing,
the act of shaving to get ready for some, only for it not to happen.

i got razor burnt last week when jeff didn't show up at my house.

by vanessa723 November 6, 2008