Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Slime Rancher

When you fuck in a slime pool

Hey Babe Do you want to try out Slime Rancher

by DakaDa th fucker February 6, 2020

wuevos rancheros

a mexican breakfast food.

or a childish song to the tune of the cheetah girls song "amigas cheetahs"

"Jose lets get chor madre to make some mui deliciouso weuvos rancheros"
or...

"wuevos rancheros yummy for lyfe,i eat you for breakfast,me and you are tyte"

by Jade S-S November 6, 2007

Raychel A

A stylish chcik that knows how to get down, sometimes resembles a cat & the smell of one....

Raychel A licks ms. Suslak's cock

by YoMe&AdnanThinkYaDope February 15, 2009

ratchera

A bachata dancer that manages to make the art of the dance look ratchet.

Look at her grinding on everyone in here to this bachata music. Ugh que Ratchera!

by Thatdominican October 12, 2016

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019