The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
by Fishfillay May 09, 2019
by Spoobie84 September 11, 2017
A shitty map that everyone hates but Lex keeps on doing round 100 on it even tho he hates it even more than any one else.
by Cracksh0t264 January 12, 2022
by shoshonat March 08, 2022
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 29, 2023
A kick ass record label located in Oregon. Bands include: FIVE MINUTE RIDE, STILL LIFE PROJECTOR, LIFE BEFORE THIS and many more. Rock.
by RISE August 06, 2005
One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 04, 2005