Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017

Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Resting Eyebrow Face

The expression one sees on Anjali's face. Akin to the more famous moniker: the resting bitch face. It's also known as "the eyebrow crap"

Look, there comes Anjali with her resting eyebrow face !!

by VVJ December 16, 2019

Resting Whatthefuckula Face

1: When a Kim Dracula fan constantly looks confused.

2: The Kim Dracula fan base version of resting bitch face.

You have resting whatthefuckula face, you might want to fix that before going in there.

by LXXLoveRoulette September 19, 2023

resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)

bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024