the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.
When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.
Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.
Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.
I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
by Noble Monkey November 21, 2009
The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.
Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.
by r&r_metro June 22, 2008
Biden remorse is the sense of regret after having voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election. It is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.
Man, I sure have Biden remorse after hearing that Joe canceled the Keystone XL Pipeline.
China is invading the USA, Biden remorse.
Hunter got off scot-free, Biden remorse.
I am having Biden remorse after my taxes went up and I can't buy any food.
China is invading the USA, Biden remorse.
Hunter got off scot-free, Biden remorse.
I am having Biden remorse after my taxes went up and I can't buy any food.
by 1776Matters January 27, 2021
Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.
Also know as the Post-Porn Depression
Also know as the Post-Porn Depression
He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.
by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010
when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.
Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse
by MerP not MaP January 27, 2009
The emotion experienced when one immediatley regrets sending an Instant Message (IM) Usually in reference to ex-girlfriend/boyfriend or annoying friend. Usually happens when the sender is short on sleep or has succumbed to their emotional instability.
I just sent an Instant Message to an ex-girlfriend in hopes of repairing a friendship, but now I realize that having done so will probably make the situation worse and
by Nick Samuelson April 07, 2005
The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.
"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."
by your mom's anarchy April 05, 2008