Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

quasitrifibrilator

1. A non-existant technical word used when someone is speaking too techniaclly and you wish to throw a word back that throws them or shows them they are talking too technically

2. You wish to fool someone who hasn't got a clue into thinking that you know your stuff so you throw it into the conversation to see if they act as if they know what you just said

John: The motherboard uses DDR2 RAM
Baz: What does the Quasitrifibrilator do?

or

John: I'm sure its just a loose lead on the KM7-D circuit.
Baz: Have you checked the Quasitrifibrilator?

by Baz aka MrFlib April 9, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.

"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."

by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!

hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw

by bleach_dave October 18, 2015

quasi-

quasi-
/ˈkwāˌzī,ˈkwäzē/
combining form
prefix: quasi-
1. seemingly; apparently but not really.
"quasi-American"
Similar:

supposedly
seemingly
apparently
allegedly
reportedly
professedly
ostensibly
on the face of it
to all appearances
on the surface
to all intents and purposes
outwardly
superficially
purportedly
nominally
by one's/its own account
on paper
pseudo-
pretendedly
ostensively
supposed
seeming
apparent
alleged
reported
ostensible
purported
nominal
so-called
would-be
bogus
sham
phoney
imitation
artificial
mock
ersatz
fake
forged
feigned
pretended
simulated
false
spurious
counterfeit
fraudulent
deceptive
pretend
put-on
fakey
cod
ostensive
- being partly or almost.
"quasicrystalline"
Similar:

partly
partially
in part
part
to a certain extent/degree
to a limited extent/degree
to some extent/degree
half
in some measure
relatively
comparatively
moderately
(up) to a point
a little
somewhat
almost
nearly
very nearly
just about
all but
not totally
not wholly
not entirely
not fully
incompletely
Origin
LATIN
quasi --> quasi-
as if,
almost
from Latin quasi 'as if, almost'.
Spanish synonym: casi

"everybody gangsta 'till CSS pseudo-elements are called quasi-elements"

by SpeedoThreeSixty February 18, 2021

quasisuicidal

where a person would kill themselves if it wasn,t for loved ones, fear of going to hell for it ect. where they don't think there life is worth one cent to them but decide to get through life anyway. there are many more quasisuicidal people than fully suicidal people.

I am quasisuicidal my life is not worth one cent to me but I will live for my mother.

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.

Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011