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A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
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Quater

A special event window licking mongs enjoy. No-one with an IQ above 6 is ever invited to enjoy a 'quater'.
I'm really looking forward to my carer taking me to the quater tonight.
by WindaLickaLover February 25, 2009
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Quaver Cock

1. A medical condition whereby your cock is continuously infested with smegma.

2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood
1. "Please doctor, I don't know what to do! My quaver cock is acting up again and all I can smell is my cheese!"

2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."
by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010
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Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.
Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.
by Bingo1 March 2, 2011
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Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.
"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."
by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013
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quayer

One fourth of a book containing legends told or written by the Dragon Scribe or referring to any of the mysterious activities of the Dragon Council. A "quayer" is an ancient method, all but extinct from modern usage, of folding a sheet of paper into four equal sizes to form a small booklet of just four pages -- which has evolved in meaning to be one-fourth of a book containing multiple chapters each. It was once suggested that its etymology can be traced to the love of a certain naval architect for words suggestive of sailing who would fold up blueprints for his ships and bury them beneath lighthouses; in this case borrowing off the hybridization of "quay" as well as "quarter."
Whereas most plays are divided into "acts," books are often divided into parts; a book that has four parts can be divided into four quayers, then further subdivided into chapters.
by Francis Martin August 6, 2014
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Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.
Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.
by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019
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