Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.

Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.

by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012

Quiche

A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only

Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night

by Captain quiche June 19, 2018

curb side quiche

Puke/vomit found in the morning after the night before.

by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003

Quackenbushed

A homemade solution that works perfectly fine, but gives zero regard to aesthetics.

That light fixture is really Quackenbushed.

by rat_pizza November 21, 2021

Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009

Quiche

The sound that emits from the genitals during sex. (Queeshy)

Dude, I could hear the quiche from the living room.

by Guru4242 October 16, 2012

quacker

A white or light-skinned duck.

All the geese call the ducks quackers.

Geese: Those mothafuckin quackers are so gay.

Ducks: Yo shut the fuck up niggas.

by LICKMYDIRTYARROW November 28, 2012