purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010

Purginity

N. : The act of losing the purity your eyes have due to porn or other unclean images seen on tv, movies, internet, etc. that results in the loss of the pure eyes of a male or female.

Jenna: Ellie I just lost my purginity!
Ellie: Why? What happened?
Jenna: James sent me a picture of his tatas!

Ellie: Let me see! I lost my purginity years ago on this sketchy website.

by TheBruck99 June 9, 2014

Purge of Santa Anna

The liquid excrement thats pours out of your asshole after a long night of tequila shots and hot tamales.

Marc did not want to preform popa tuesday with his child bride because she recently preformed the Purge of Santa Anna.

by Jill Weiss April 5, 2015

purricane

This occurs when a group of cats relax together and make loud purring sounds!

The cats were a purricane together after eating and enjoying the sun!

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2021

password purgatory

The delay experienced after incorrectly typing your Windows login password, before you are allowed another chance to enter it.

I mashed the keys too much typing my password, so now I'm stuck in password purgatory

by vaeren August 20, 2008

Hit it with your purse

Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.

Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.

by Johnswiecki May 21, 2021

purple guy

An asshole who murdered 5 children probably for no reason, or for his own liking

He's the purple guy

by Pinkiepieswag7 June 29, 2015