pud muffins 

the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.

Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!

pud muffins by hi2224 November 10, 2010

Pud Buddy 

(Noun) A dude who you're friends with one on one, but when you hang out with your crew, you join in and bust his balls like everyone else.

(Verb) To treat someone like a pud buddy.

(Noun) I was over at Mike's house and it was all cool, but as soon as we went down to the bar to catch the game he treated me like his pud buddy.

(Verb) Dude, why are you always pud buddying me whenever we hang out with Mike and Jim?

Pud Buddy by Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude October 5, 2013

pud'n 

What i through up after lunch

I had pud'n at school

pud'n by Reyortsed September 10, 2002

Pud popping 

The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.

Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets

Pud popping by DAIMEY JONES June 2, 2011

Pud chugger 

Dick sucker

"Jay is such a Pud chugger, guys naturally unzip as he walks by"

Pud chugger by Tw1ztidm1k3 August 21, 2022

pud mustard 

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

pud mustard by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

pud blood 

what you get all over your dick and balls after having unprotected sex with a woman who is on the rag

jerry knew that he would have some pud blood to clean up after porking his menstruating wife, but he didn't care because jerry is a fat disgusting hairy bastard.

pud blood by MOGULMOGES December 14, 2010