Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 28, 2011

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 05, 2023

oral protein wash

a large load to the month of female from the head of the penis.

"dawm i gave that bitch an oral protein wash down."

by Jimmy Jammer April 29, 2003

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 05, 2019

Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.

"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

by bekim March 05, 2012

THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL

*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"

by March 18, 2021

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 20, 2010