fucked proper

NOUN. The sexual act of taking it the point of sheer ecstasy and jubilation; complete and utter satisfaction. Leaving one wanting for not.

Syns: break, escapement, flight, getaway,
Slang.
Man, if I am not fucked proper soon, I don't believe I can survive.
by Kimberly Ann March 03, 2006
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Proper Todd

When two gentlemen stand face to face, One guy puts his hand on the other guys shoulder and place other free hand on erect member. The guy with free hands, places one hand on guys elbow and other his other hand cups the one that is wrapped around swollen penis. assistance is given until ejaculation is achieved. this is all done while both men wear top hats, other old timey cloths optional. upon completion, no words spoken, only tip of the hats and both men go about their day.
It was the birth of the Industrial Age. Steam powered locomotives rushed by in a whirl. Smokestacks pushed out plumes of blackened soot laced smoke. Threw the misty brick covered street. no words were said, a glance given, and then two dandy gentlemen engaged in a Proper Todd.
by ScumbagPoet October 12, 2017
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Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.
by Samurai Cheezus May 03, 2009
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proper-gander

proper-gander: the art of relentlessly searching for something important which has gone missing, been misplaced or the current where-about's is unknown.
"Hey has anyone seen my wallet I can't find it anywhere!"

"Are you sure you can't find it, have you had a

proper-gander?"
by Torpedo_74 December 18, 2010
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Proper Dunn

To be drunk, or intoxicated. To get shot in a video game. Implies to lose.
After those pints I was proper dunn.
by Jose Pohl November 26, 2003
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proper harsh

Something that is wrong, fucked up, bullshit, assinine, or any type of synonym for those words.
R: Damn son, Sendaii just owned our ass ffs
E: Yer yer it was proper harsh~
by theMarz June 28, 2006
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 25, 2016
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