The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity suit and/or child support nine months later.
"Tim just got sued by his ex for child support for her new baby, even though they broke up a year ago. The paternity test was positive, and she hasn't been with anyone else since. This stinks of a predatory pregnancy."
by Dr. Claw March 3, 2009
Get the predatory pregnancy mug.A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.
"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"
- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!
- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!
by cipher_d June 10, 2009
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A sexual act where the male participant, while perfoming cunilingus, puts his first two fingers from his hands up to the respective sides of his mouth(google predator if you don't know what I'm talking about)-- whilst making a clicking, predator-like noise.
Verb: pred'ed
Verb: pred'ed
Jack totally used The Predator on Jill the other night!
No biggie, I've pred'ed her three or four times already.
No biggie, I've pred'ed her three or four times already.
by Pred'ed Her April 8, 2011
Get the The Predator mug.Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.
Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.
by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006
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by dallas from 305 January 5, 2009
Get the Pied piper Blunt mug.A nightclub sniper who has a 6th sense for knowing when a girl is drunk. The Preddo's signature move is his wandering, groping hands. Despite the fact that the Preddo targets only smashed drunk girls, he is rarely successful, such is the woeful game that he possesses. For some unknown reason, the Preddo often regards himself as a talented ladies man, much to the amusement of all around him.
Other words that could be used to describe the Preddo are: nightclub predator, ugly sleaze, running joke of a man
Other words that could be used to describe the Preddo are: nightclub predator, ugly sleaze, running joke of a man
Often even in their highly inebriated state, girls can be heard to exclaim "Fuck off Andrew, stop touching me, I dont want to be with you. You're such a Preddo".
by stand up gent July 3, 2009
Get the Preddo mug.A pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. It has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy massages to youthful boys in the nude.
Steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. All the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy massages. He is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.
by plxmang December 23, 2011
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