by DameDaddy57 May 28, 2018
Get the pound pouch mug.The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.
Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
by DunkMonkey May 20, 2008
Get the Kitty Pouch mug.The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
Get the porcelain paint mug.by DrKooWillHateThisName November 29, 2009
Get the Afro Pouch mug.1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009
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Get the poice mug.A "scene' poser. Someone who thinks they are better and prettier than EVERYONE. They think everyone loves them, that they have a lot of friends and that they are prettier than everyone.
by FatesSisky November 16, 2010
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