porcelain challenge

A trend started in late 2022 involving snorting ground up china. This trend was widely participated in and resulted in massive amounts of hospitalizations and deaths.

Brandon and I did the porcelain challenge last week. Best trend ever

by Harry114 October 2, 2022

georgia porcelain

An imaginary girlfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one!

Hi Bridget, I hope one day you can meet my girlfriend. Her name is Georgia Porcelain

by adams11s August 5, 2014

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011

Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

Porcelain Cowboy

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

by 32opal February 24, 2015