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poon pal

Rick: Dude, do you want a poon pal or someone who really like you?
Bob: Fuck that I want a Poon pal...
by IM ON A BOAT NOT!!!! July 13, 2011
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Paponio

Someone you look up to or respect. This person is like a father figure to you. Calling someone a "paponio" is a great honour to that person. A paponio also makes people happy. And even though they can get on your nerves a bit, you always love them.
Person 1 "This person is my paponio"

Person 2 "Wow he must mean a lot to you!"
by Bunnylover1234 January 10, 2012
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Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.
Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.
by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012
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Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.
Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping
by mtfrkl March 11, 2015
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Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.
'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'
by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016
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poon glue

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”
by Tkrog September 29, 2018
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mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.
Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!
by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015
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