profection

1. a mix between a prO and perfection
2. a really good halo 2 player on xbox live

1. ooo look at that work of profection 2. Errbody run!!! here comes Profection!

by Profection aka IXI pwnz0r IXI July 16, 2008

Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.

1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."

by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

POOPRECTION

WHEN YOU GOTS TO GO POO BUT GOT A STIFFY TOO.

Poor Jerome, He's had been in the bathroom for and hour and still has a pooprection.

by CherryLipz September 28, 2020

Poopertion

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.

Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.

by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007