squat four plates

Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.

the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.

bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?

bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.

Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.

by Einstein9073 January 8, 2013

Himalayan Salt Plate

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.

She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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by Scotty Dubbalicious January 12, 2015

stepping up to the plate

showing initiative or taking charge over a situation, not hesitating to do what needs to be done

"man you really gotta hand it to the Amigos, it seems they're really stepping up to the plate this season (literally and figuratively!)"

by ColdOne April 3, 2007

platato

The end hair of your eyebrow.

OMG her platato is huge hairy and real, its on fleek.

by Playtupusfeet December 28, 2015

La Plata

The meteorologists favorite place to issue tornado warnings to.

Oh my God you La Plataians need to go hide because we predict that a HUUUUGE tornado will come today! (Yeah, never happens)

by go_away June 20, 2006

the plate

Something awesome, or something desired. Originally coined when someone barged into a party uninvited, exclaiming "Where the plate?!"

Yo son, where the plate?

Person 1: I'm coming tonight.
Person 2: Don't forget the plate!

I got the plate!

by WZM October 28, 2010

California license plate

A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch tat. It is often speculated that women with such tattoos may be undersexed nymphomaniacs or flat-out sluts.

Yo, I can see that chick's California license plate sticking out from her low-rise jeans

by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005