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mega-pint 

A very large pour or measurement of alcohol.
“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary”

-Johnny Depp
mega-pint by apple.png1 May 15, 2022
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Mega Pint 

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.
Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"
Mega Pint by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

Shoe the eye pint 

Taking an action with no thought for your own safety or credibility in order to save a fellow gamer from certain doom/discovery/failure. A selfless act of friendly and much-needed help.
In this instance "gamer" means one who is out attempting to have fun, often by meeting/pulling/hooking up with people in bars and clubs etc. Although this really could refer to anything in which one acts to help a friend in an unusual situation, such as distracting an angry husband while a friend makes his exit, or quite possibly negotiating with a Colombian drug cartel.
"Well he's pulled but she won't leave without her swamp donkey mate. Oh well, for his sake looks like I've got to shoe the eye pint..."
Shoe the eye pint by BadgerNo1 September 7, 2005

Comin' for a pint? 

A phrase often used by the regular members of the Black Bull Public House.
Gentleman One; "Eh, comin' for a pint?"

Gentleman Two; "Sure thing, I'll meet you down the bull in ten."

Away fans pint and stuff lmao

A way of saying you have no friends.
Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao

ten pint challenge 

A ten pint challenge would be a person that you are instructed by your companions to woo on finishing your tenth pint of an evening (be that of beer, cider, wine, absinthe, etc. the important part is that it contains alcohol).

Such a person would usually be assumed to be quite a minger as it is understood you were 10 pints down and thus bear little responsibility for your actions.

Attempting to successfully charm the pants of someone after 10 swift pints is quite a challenge - although in addition your response to the command is indicative of your inebriation.
a). - You see that girl over there with three chins & a squiffy eye?
- Shhh dusnnnn't luk ssooo bad......
- Ten pint challenge mate.
- S'on.

b). - You see that girl over there with three chins & a squiffy eye?
- The utter ming-mong with the gammy leg?!?
- Ten pint challenge mate.
- Piss off you nonce!
- Another pint of ale here please barkeep!