A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.
Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
B: Are we going to MC'S?
Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!
B: Oh snap!
by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011
Get the Raptor Pilgrimmug. by lucasprem August 10, 2021
Get the Pizza pilgrimsmug. A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...
by DixonCash March 5, 2021
Get the Pilgrim fartmug. yo, she looks like she just got off the mayberry. homely, aka mormon face, you look like bread dough. is that lip gloss or butter? she is a pilgrim face, not my type at all but she can def serve my tea.
by Cat a clysm May 18, 2021
Get the Pilgrim facemug. Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.
“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”
by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017
Get the Pilgrim’s Bootmug. by g-rham April 11, 2023
Get the Fag pilgrimmug.