safe as pigeon

Safe as pigeons is term used to set a persons mind at rest, while the situation remains sketchy as fuck

It'll be alright, it's safe as pigeons!

by Broken spur May 12, 2016

Pigeon

Female who goes out looking for dates
by false advertising. Then they try to get them to do something ill mannered like pay for their bills.

Facts: Bird is slang for woman in other countries.

Origin: made popular in late 90's by rap group "Sporty Thieves" in a reply to "TLC" song called Scrubs

Pigeon is derived from Pigeon feet. Which is a foot disease you get by constantly wearing tight shoes like high heels.

Some characteristics are...
Ugly feet, constantly going to the solon to pluck there mustache,
clothes are borrowed,

Fake Things on there body... like fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, fake Eyecolor etc..

Physically Altered Body.... fake nose, fake boobs, fake lips, face lifts.

Pretty much somebody who can't just be real to attract somebody and may use the person for personal gain.

"fuck going to that club, ther nothing but pigeon out there tonight".

(after wig falls off)... "ughhhhh!!! get the fuck away from me PIGEON!!!!".

by Lec2 February 10, 2003

Pigeon stamp

A stain left on a glass surface after a particularly dirty bird, usually a pigeon, has flown into it. Tends to look like an angel or, in rare cases, the rabbit from Donnie Darko.

"THUMP"

"Dammit dude, a bird just flew into my window. I hope there's no pigeon stamp, third story windows are a pain in the ass to clean."

by Flyingwaterbottles April 4, 2010

Pigeon whale

A man with a giant penis who sexually appeals men and women.

"Woah that dick sure means he is a pigeon whale"

by Lollypopquotes February 13, 2017

swept the pigeon

“Swept the pigeon” refers to a nonsensical scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, a drunken main character is filmed as he attempts to chase a pigeon out of his apartment with a broom.

Fanboys and shippers of the series maintain that the “swept the pigeon” scene was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “swept the pigeon” scene was complete nonsense and was only added to the final episode in a feeble attempt by the producer to disguise the show’s lack of story continuity, unresolved plot holes, and nihilistic, destructive ending.

That last episode of Battlestar Galactica really swept the pigeon.

by AuntyMouse April 8, 2009

pigeon cow

The sacred and holiest idol known to man, with the head and wings of a pigeon, the body of a cow. The pigeon cow is the big brother of the chicken cow, but unlike the chicken cow who comes out in the cold only to bite you on your ass, the pigeon cow will stubbornly stomp you into the pavement, take your wallet, and bill you child support for the next eighteen years.

It's Saturday night and all the hotties are at the bar, just watch out for the pigeon cow.

by Les Bleuballes December 21, 2004

new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011