personality transplant

when you want to change fundamentally who you are; similar to cosmetic surgery, but you want change that goes past the surface

"Gahhhhhh!!!!! I'm sick of my life."
"Dude, get a personality transplant."

by cloudsmoker May 10, 2009

Personality Ebola

When someone's personality is so shitty that you have the potential to get Ebola.

Friend 1: Hey! Let's go sit next to our friends in the lunch room!
Friend 2: Ew no! That group has personality ebola!
Friend 1: Oh yeah.. Nevermind.

by Mandii12497 December 22, 2014

Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

Cosplay Personality Disorder

A common sensation amongst cosplayers in which they cosplay a character, and said character develops an alternate persona in their head. The character does not take over their consciousness, but often comments on their lives, and can sometimes influence them to do somethin (or else character will complain. relentlessly.) Can be likened to a very annoying, but tolerable alter-ego.

This is also a common ailment for writers and online roleplayers as well.

Person 1: Since when did you start drinking Earl Grey Tea every morning?

Person 2: My inner (character) wanted it.

Person 1: Looks like you have Cosplay Personality Disorder.

by lotsofppl August 2, 2011

Complex Personality

Having more than one personality. Not so simple.

Tara has a complex personality when she's drinking.

by LittleTBaby November 15, 2010

addictive personality

ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality,
this doesnt mean people are addicted to you,
even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight.
NO. this means you get easily addicted to things,

you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this.
but dont worry, well actually do!
having an addictive personality can be good or bad.

good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top.

bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry!

man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument

girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it!

man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality

by manbaby2 May 28, 2009

border patrol personality

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

by mr snatchural June 11, 2007