Persian Shower

When you don't have time to take a shower so you spray cologne all over your body and clothes to give yourself a freshly showered smell.

I'm running super late to work so I'm just going to take a quick Persian shower!

by KaceyBama October 7, 2016

Persian "Strike"

Noun A definition commonly used in bowling. It refers to strikes where one player throws what appears to be a non-strike, but through very late pin-action, where numerous pins bounce off of each other fortuitously, results in a "Strike."

In a sentence: He almost threw a split, but instead he threw a Persian "Strike".

by Farhad H, December 31, 2007

persians

The tightest people on earth....they kick ass in soccer...and smoke weed while doing it...were rich n hott....persians are the shit...big tities and round asses...

persian 4 life

Dude 1 "Dude, i need a hott girl"
Dude 2 "Dude, get a persians...their hott n rich n hott"
Dude 1 "yee"

by Persian hastam digeh August 20, 2006

Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.

Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?

by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011

Persian

I am Iranian-American and NOT "Persian"... such as a rug. I have read every single one of these pathetic definitions that are saturated with stereotypes. What is the most disturbing is that they were written by fellow Iranian-Americans who exibited their ignorance very blatantly. Its sad to see fellow "Persians" contribute to the very stereotypes that suppress us...

I am IRANIAN-AMERICAN and my family has a PERSIAN rug.... get it?

by L.D. September 15, 2004

Persian Shekkeh Lantern

The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.

Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.

by S. Yielding January 19, 2020

Persian Nerdess

An attractive, diminutive, female Persian bookworm who thinks as much about sex as she does about punctuation.

Bill: Whoa. Look at that sexy little number.

Ted: Dude, she's just a nerd.

Bill: No way, man. I can see right through that cover. She's a Persian Nerdess if I've ever seen one. Persian Kitty -- yum!

by Nonsenseseses December 21, 2010