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Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.
"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."
by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013
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Period

Once every month when Niagra Falls comes out of you vigina. Basically you bleed out of your vigina for 5-8 days every month. Also it feels like your stonach exploded from pain. You get headaches that are a 1,084 out of 10. It feels as if some dude is hitting your back with a brick. You either where a pad which is basically a diaper or shove a tampon up your vagina. And you crave a lot of food. Also you bloat which makes you look fat;)And you get really horny
"Jessica I never got my period"
"Good! It's like your dying
by ratchetgirl6969 December 18, 2014
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Period

The period refers to the timepoint in which all reality stops and begins to revolve around a woman's vulva. This is a point in time, where holy lambs gallop ferociously while fire attacks their soft, flammable wool. Where unborn fetuses scream and beg comprehensively for another chance and even the most unholy of satanic worshippers lay down to die as fiery planets soar across the sky. Red rivers of fresh, meaty blood , this is where uncreated child dreams commit suicide and serial killers boil their corrupted minds in a large black pot, over intense, searing flames of hate, pain, and aggression.
fuckedup period
by Herbyshire May 5, 2013
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