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Full-Percent

The state of euphoric charge by electricity where completion is at full capacity and can no longer accept charge.
How drunk are you?

I think my tank is on Full-Percent.

Hey bitch I got my money on Full-Percent.

This bud has me on Full-Percent.
by MIZIKAR November 2, 2014
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one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.
As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.
by sarysa October 20, 2012
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perculate

to make coffee in a "perculator" coffee machine. I think this is seriously a word that I've heard my grandmother say. Rappers didn't invent it, but I have no clue what they think it means!
by someone... September 13, 2005
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percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
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my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.
*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go
by reece10i March 16, 2021
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111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.
"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."
by Robert Akins April 17, 2006
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five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.
Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!
by lucky lefty August 7, 2014
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