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clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble
Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946
by scalibrini August 23, 2007
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peeler

someone who runs around corners alot.
sam: hi uncle john!

john: no its uncle peeler to you.
by nobody else here December 2, 2017
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carrot peeler

1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.

2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.
.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker

.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed
by Roberto Lopez August 8, 2004
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Peeled

When you have someone on the ground face down or on their knees and you go up behind them then put all four of your fingers inside both sides of their mouth and a knee to the back of their head and push with your knee and pull with your hands. You will tear their face in half.
Dude, I can't beleive I got so silverback on that guy and peeled him. He deserved a good peel though.
by Bertrum Sassles October 15, 2009
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ball peeler

one who makes others peel balls
Luciano peels balls so he is the opposite of a ball peeler.
by Luciano Lozano November 17, 2010
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cap peeler

"Yo that ride was a cap peeler!" (A beautiful woman walks by with a swagless dude)
"You saw that couple?"

"Yup. That's a cap peeler."
by SofleekSativa August 3, 2015
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Peeler

A Peeler is bitch who's stomach hangs down so low that you, in essence, have to "peel" it up in order to gain entry into what is most likely the torrid, twisted web of sweat, stink and odor that is her nether regions.

Signs she may be a peeler:

1. Look for the overhang - If her tummy is over the lip of her jeans, thats a no no.
2. Look for loose clothing tucked in then pulled back out of the jean - This could be a potential peel situation, so execute EXTREME CAUTION!
3. Look also for long untucked t shirts - This too a sure sign of something lurking underneath.
4. Watch her as she sits down - If she looks good standing then once in the sit position (good dog) turns into santa clause throw the red flag! Looks can be deceiving.
example:"I had the beer goggles on last night and took this girl home, but I couldn't even get it up when I realized I couldn't even see her poon cause her gut was hanging over it. She was a peeler and I didn't feel like peeling."
by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008
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