Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

by creasicle May 29, 2010

PEEDO

PEEDO is an acronym for competitive surgical/medical specialties that only the biggest gunners go for - plastics, ENT, emergency medicine, dermatology and ophthalmology. Always competitive to get in due to great money and great lifestyle.

Med bro 1: “Yo Chad, let’s go out for beers”
Chad: “Can’t my man, I gotta work on this opthalmology paper. PEEDO gunning”
Med bro 2: “Alright broseph, have fun being a PEEDO gunner. Share some wealth when you make it to ophtho”

by MedBro April 20, 2022

pedestribitch

A word my friend Cory made up for people who take forever to cross the road. You know those people who just randomly pop out of nowhere and walk in slow-motion to the other side of the street? Yea that's them. This term is usually usued when driving.

Pronounced: Ped-ess-trah-bitch

1. OMG PedestriBitch(es)!
2. Fucken Pedestribitches hurry up!

by Thepakman May 27, 2008

Peed Snur Epoh

What it means whenever a male fakes being gay to gain popularity from around and in a school environment. They feel no sexual attraction to men but are willing to go to the point of kissing another man to prove just how into it they are.

Dude 1: hey look theres that one guy that faked being gay to gain popularity.
Dude 2: yeah he was totally being Peed Snur Epoh

by CaseConlikutupinderbutt September 27, 2011

pedestriot

A pedestrian who fails to follow traffic safety laws, either intentionally or by neglignce, often to their own detriment. Combination of "pedestrian" and "idiot".

Last week I saw a guy talking on his cell phone step out in front of a bus. If the bus driver hadn't been paying attention, that pedestriot probably have would have gotten killed.

by The Eta April 13, 2009

peedywacker

!. a dick

Haha. His peedywacker is so small!!

by KyaBear January 6, 2011

Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.

“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”

by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018