pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010

flat pecker

Term used to describe women, pussies, or cunts.

Check out that flat pecker.

by Cody Peterson April 17, 2007

peckerhead

A name that you call someone that really pisses you off.

"Haha you're dumb."
"Shut up peckerhead."

by Kaitlyn February 16, 2004

pecker

Penis, if you don't know what a penis is you are to young to be on this site.

john can lick his own pecker, he should be an yoga instructor.

by Beesah the emperor of marijuana planet December 29, 2007

tiny little pecker

a penis that looks like a cheeto with two dried raisins.

There was this guy named adam who had a tiny little pecker.

by Bob has a tiny little pecker February 1, 2004

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

Peckertrails

The dried remains of sperm.

Dude did Webster sleep with some chick on your couch last night cause there are Peckertrails everywhere!

by davethenooch September 7, 2006