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Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.
Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!
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Patrick

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.
by Derra December 19, 2021
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Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.
"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"
by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020
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Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go
Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!
by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017
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Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)
ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK
by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020
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Will Patrick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes
by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020
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Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
What the fuck” - Kathy
by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021
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