Pasty Face

Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies

Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods

by Spooner83 April 21, 2009

tasty pasty

when you antique your taint with flour, then you do some activity to get the flour "pasty" with sweat. Then you scrape off the flour and throw it in someones face.

I gave my buddy Jesse a tasty Pasty

by Eric and Jesse March 12, 2008

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

Cornish pasty

A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."

by ofln_ May 19, 2020

Butt Pastie

An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.

I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere

by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018

Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.

Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"

by Weapo June 14, 2017