julianna purrington

the bestest friend ever; not a failure. someone who is always there for you

You are such a Julianna Purrington, I love having you in my life.

by elizabeth kade December 28, 2020

Barrington

A small town in Rhode Island that is full of snotty preppy kids who have nothing better to do then smoke weed and drink. Pretty much a party town and a whole lot of gossip.

person-where you from?
person2-barrington
person-oh, hey i gotta go

by So fucking bored September 4, 2016

Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

by QuacksO October 18, 2017

Warrington Wolves

When you think its always your year

Its always Warrington Wolves's year.

by ARandomPersonNobodyKnowsAnout April 4, 2020

ARRINGTON

Arrington is a very nice and caring girlfriend I love her sm🫶🏾 And her smile makes my day, She is very pretty I love her lots SHE MINE 4L♾💙

Arrington

by Llegaci June 14, 2022

Paddington bear

When you tell someone you like something once and they then go on to shower you in gifts of that theme for the rest of your life until you die and thereafter

I love frogs but they became my Paddington bear and I haven't had a none frog themed present in a decade

by Fayceache September 20, 2022

Warrington oven

A municipal variation of the more popular Dutch Oven, where an unsuspecting female is subjected to a surprisingly noxious fart in a confined space.

The cleaner snuck in without me noticing and I subjected her to a warrington oven because I didn't know she was there.

by OhHesDead October 13, 2022