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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.
Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!
by Ethxnol June 5, 2019
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PAM

Passive Aggressive Monday

A fictitious day associated when everyone is passive aggressive on a Monday.
PAM days can be so exhausting.
by KP2023 June 12, 2023
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PAM

Damn she a PAM with that pretty ass smile
by Tex ass March 10, 2021
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PAM

A woman with no value outside of sexual intercourse with her. It's and acronym for Pussy Ass (or asshole) and Mouth.
"Bro, if you don't really like her, why do you go out with her."
"Bro, I can't stand her, but right now she's a PAM to me and it's better than using my hand."
by Snotty Pipping August 7, 2022
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Patio Pam

Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
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PAM

PAM is People's Armed Militia or Pinewood Armed Militia derived from the game Gmod from a scprp server (I will not name)
PAM is a massive group and was the most based and alpha of any group ever on scprp at all times, it had 100 people and it was funny because PAM is funny freedom fighters.
PAM is an Islamic-Ba'athist Freedom Coalition on the surface of an SCP site.
PAM fought against CI, GOC, and Foundation and won 11 battles per week out of 13 battles usually fought per week.
PAM lasted for 8 actual months before the death of the group, it was fun as fuck though.
by Rocky is gay, no he a fargtard November 23, 2023
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