purse dusting

When Brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief ... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this year

by Brother Josh November 30, 2022

Purse Bitches

The modern day rich and basic “mean girls” in high-school who are known for carrying their purses, instead of backpacks, to classes.

The purse bitches love Kate Spade purses.
The purse bitches always shop at aritzia.

Look, here come the purse bitches.

by usernumber12 December 21, 2021

purse gluttony

the womanly sin of purchasing and owning an over abundant amount of purses.

Today, at the mall, I resisted the temptation of purse gluttony by not giving in to buying a new purse since i already own over a hundred.

by ekamarie October 9, 2010

Purse Dial

A call made because we chose to choose an iPhone or some other touch screen technology. Typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. Hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iPhone in pocket having good times.

OMG dude! Did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? My wife picked it up. We are through.

by Kit Snickers July 19, 2010

purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

by Dave Newport May 3, 2007

Purse Holder

-a name to describe an unattractive girl
-girl tends to be over-weight and it watch is seen watching/ holding her friends purses in a club setting while her friends go out and pursue there own interests

Boy 1: Peggy is such a purse holder
Boy 2: I'd Have to be drunk to hit that shit.

by Michelle Mardox January 23, 2009

meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.

Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005