plunker

a numpty?

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 8, 2010

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

planky

A term used to describe someone who is fond of our plankton friends.

Andrea is a planky, Anne is also a planky. They enjoy lima beans and dried fruit.

by Crandall June 13, 2004

drunk plunk

A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"

K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.

A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...

by best of luck w/ the hangover? December 24, 2010

punky

beer, as in brewster, punky brewster.

yo, let's go get some punky

by j_rocks November 15, 2005

plunk

to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.

sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"

by Bleedscarlet October 20, 2010