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Platon

The greatest person alive, he has more bitches than u have chromosomes.
Hoe: Yo, Platon is so fucking cool.
by hoesnapper February 18, 2019
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Platomic

1. When one member of a platonic relationship wishes to move the relationship forward and their feelings are not reciprocated.

2. When a platonic relationship goes sour and the members of said relationship let their feelings build up inside until they burst out in a fit of name-calling and banter.
"I thought we were just friends but he just wanted to get laid; this relationship just went platomic."

"I swear we're in the friend-zone. If something doesn't happen between us soon were going to go platomic."
by T.S.S. April 13, 2009
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platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.
Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."
by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010
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hottie patottie

someone who is too good-looking for "cutie patootie" although they may be that as well, a guy who is really, really hot
by paul mccartney is sex January 30, 2008
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cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.
Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
by pancake of doom February 18, 2010
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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platonic

1)a close relationship without sex:noun form

2)without sex:adj. form
Sally and Jim have a platonic relationship.
by writer54 August 22, 2008
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