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Platology

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s
“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”
by E-diddy July 17, 2023
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Utopian Playland

A society whose top priority is to have fun.
Join toysoldiersunite.com to help transform this world into a utopian playland!
by Mr.M$CEO April 21, 2015
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That Fred at work is a real Di Paolo.
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infinite playlist

The playlist of a lifetime. (Literally) the playlist that is your life, all songs from the beginning of your life to now and onward.
I’ll love you till the end of our infinite playlist..
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Pandemic playlist

Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.
The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!
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Aubri’s Infinite Playlist

The greatest playlist ever made… by a person named Aubriana. Aubri for short.
She dropped three new songs to Unreconciled yesterday, two to Aubri’s Infinite Playlist.
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Poaolo

A person who possesses little book-smarts, great street-smarts, and a horse-sized penis. He is able to discern between many various strains of marijuana, and he experiences sexual encounters on a regular basis. He is most attracted to short cute girls that he can easily ravish in the bedroom. He says that he likes to live on the edge of the law, but he regularly crosses it. Additionally, Drunk Poaolo holds to a very homosexual outlook on life. You could say that he's so gay, he makes the rainbow look like a symbol for homophobes. Finally, Poaolo can sometimes have a blunt personality, but he is very good at heart deep down.
Example 1:

Ben: What is this type of kush?
Poaolo: It is sour diesel, young asshopper.

Example 2:

Ben: Does my breath smell like McDonalds?
Poaolo: It smells like "shut the fuck up."
Ben: Man, I hate that smell!

Example 3:

Poaolo: *On the phone* God, if you were drunk, I would tear your asshole.
Ben: ...You're blitzed as shit.
by #TheRealSlimShady November 12, 2012
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