Pittsburgh

If you consider yourself to be a crying little bitch,(like many of the above authors) stay on the west coast you yuppie piece of shit. Pittsburgh does not cater to you, and its residents will chew you up and spit you out. This city was founded by, and is full of, blue collar workers that will just as soon shake your hand as punch you in the face. Most people from other cities are jealous of the Steelers dominance and therefore make claims that the city is below average. However, although the people can be a little rough around the edges, they are no where near as offensive and rude as New Yorkers, or as air headed and stoned as Californians. The city itself is clean and always expanding. Pittsburgh will soon be hosting the MLB allstar game in the new PNC Park stadium. Pittsburgh sits on three beautiful rivers that were the home of last years BASS Masters tournament. The charm of Pittsburgh lies in its history,location, and diversity, not its trendy bars and nightlife. The city employs no gimmicks or outlandish claims to get people to visit, it is what it is, like it or not.

I stopped in Pittsburgh for a few days on business, and while I was there I told locals that their city was shitty. They soon sent their wives to beat my ass because i was such a baby that they felt bad doing it themselves. Afterwards i flew back to my home in Seattle sipping a 6 dollar latte, and got online to spread lies about Pittsburgh.

by Andy Warhol May 25, 2006

Pittsfield, MA

Beautiful "city" in the Berkshires. Amazing theatre scene. Lots of museums, gay men, restaurants, and Jerry Springer rejects. You know you're in Pittsfield when there are more scooter chairs on the road than cars.

Pittsfield, MA- most potholes per square mile

by nightlyflyer July 29, 2011

pittsburgease

The language that many people from pittsburgh speek in.

hey yinz, yous guys gon go dawn tawn and get all boozed up for the stiller game?

by turdmuffin July 8, 2005

pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 2, 2003

Pittsfield

Pittsfield is a medium sized city in Massachusetts. Pittsfield is known as the city that crashed like an elephant through a glass basement. Pittsfield is THE “anti-mixing pot”. About 80% of its population is white, but about 79% of that number are either insane, stubborn old people who refuse to let go of the once prosperous city, or insane, stubborn young people who insist on making the city progressively worse. Of course, the old-timers have some trouble adjusting living in between one house testing hand guns and the other cranking hip-hop music on full blast and bass. Most policemen don’t take them seriously, though, so their cries of help are usually ignored. Pittsfield does consist of whites, but only the kind of white people you fear having to work with (i.e. Crazy hicks, overzealous white gang members, abusive poverty stricken parents with too many children, etc.). If you’re a high school student, chances are you either attend PHS (Pittsfield High School), or Taconic. If you’re really looking for a good time, though, maybe you can roll on by Miss Hall’s School for girls and see some bored rich girls mooning you on the side of the road trying to suck some measly entertainment out of there isolated lives. North Street is unique in that it’s one of the only places in where you can get weed, a hooker, a bike, power tools, and latex rubber masks all in the same thirty square feet. You can go on and swing down by Palmers variety store. Take a little look towards the back wall. There you’ll see high schoolers and/or middle schoolers getting stoned, laughing there asses off, and eating candy all at once. You’ll sometimes see marijuana stuffed in lockers at school, but of course the principals are too arrogant of their schools to run a dog test. Basically, Pittsfield is a town run by stoned kids, and occasional gang wars.

…Dude, and then the b**** was like, class you need sh**, and I’m like f**** that…
-Jittery male Pittsfield High student

You rotten brats! Get the hell out of my driveway! -Over protective senior citizen of the “good old times”

Just take the extra change and leave, please! -Nervous Elm Street shop cashier

by Squiver July 31, 2008

pitts

(n) A classic name

hey pitts sup my main man.?

by pat schmitz November 3, 2003

pittsburg punisher

The act of shitting in a girls mouth and then proceeding to cram it down with your dick

i gave jim a pittsburg punisher

by insert here November 6, 2007