Pepperoni Rigatoni

Italian pants meat

Bella got huge dose of Tony’s massive Pepperoni Rigatoni.

by Earth Wind and Taint June 9, 2022

pepperoni

pepperoni is a code name for the hottest asian man around. he's funny, smart, cute, AND HES GOOD WITH KIDS!! he doesn't care if you liked him and his asshole classmates told him (he rejected you cause of peer pressure sweets) and because you can talk to his cousin, you can talk to him. you're best friend is gonna have to hang out with him cause they're the "smart ones" (njhs shit i swear) and you'll be manifesting him in a google slide on your school account

omg pepperoni is so hot

I KNOW

by i love pepperoni May 9, 2022

Roni pepperoni

Roni Pepperoni is a term for the novel coronavirus. A Hungarian accent should be used ever so slightly to achieve proper pronunciation.

Hey Adam what’s with the oxygen tank?
“I’ve got the Roni Pepperoni!”

by Sphinctorious February 3, 2021

Pepperoni boat

When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.

Ahhh yisss! This slice has a pepperoni boat on it!

by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017

pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013