Peenarse

An insult, with the direct meaning being a penis with an arse shaped bell-end

You my friend, are a peenarse

by Liam AP Walker May 27, 2003

Penormous

A word used to describe the size of a penis, most often one of great size and girth.

The school was stunned when Jack's pants fell and revealed a penis beyond big. He called it, 'Penormous.'

by Nick and Steph December 31, 2008

Peener Noms

Sucking on a delicious cock whilst purring like a cat

"Last night I was with T and had me some Peener Noms"

by Joey60 October 7, 2009

Peenershnitzle

A he/she that deepfries dildos and then uses ketchup as lube to shove it up their asshole.

He is such a peenershnitzle.

IKR

Im gunna buy him a bottle of ketchup for his birthday XD

by JNL97ISME November 25, 2011

peener

A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!

by LegacyofBlue June 18, 2018

Huge Peener

slang for huge peener

damn son, you have a huge peener!

by Jewdon Boney Jr. December 16, 2005

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010